My girlfriend Miep and I have been together for two years. She is a really wonderful woman, very funny and educated. She is a pure European.
Anyway, she has been basically giving me an ultimatum lately that she wants something more, and that is marriage and children.
I love her and everything, plus she is [...]
This will be a long story.. please read..
I had this guy I was attracted to at school when I was in my 3rd year 1st semester, I do not know him, I just saw a glance of him. then on 2nd semester, by chance I saw the same guy again, I thought he looks [...]
The show starts of with the crowd pumped up to see what will happen for the 1st show. The 1st question is who will be the GM.
And then as fans are on their feet just waiting for a sign…Mick Foley’s music hits! The fans go wild with excitement. Mick Foley comes to the ring to [...]
Is it because all of those big city downtown business people are so smart? Um, no. Most of those doctors, lawyers and business people drive in from the suburbs (which tend to vote republican). Could it be the obnoxious local & national media influence? I think that is a big part [...]
So hard that you've left the business, or are thinking of leaving the business? Out here in Chicagi, agents are leaving the biz left and right, esp.the ones who got in the game the last few years, and the older ones on the verge of retirement anyway…good news-in 1.5 to 2 years, the field will [...]
my 8th Hilarious joke well the last one didn't do to good
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in [...]
ok! heres how it goes.
tell me ur good news or ur bad news!
the person who gets best answer will either answer the question with rele good new, rele bad news, or news that will make me laugh.
A man is talking to his best friend about married life.
“You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there’s always that doubt.”
His friend says, “Yeah, I know what you mean.”
A couple of weeks later the man has to go out of town on [...]
The doctor said "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was [...]